Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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