do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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