There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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