can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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