Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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