Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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