You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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