Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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