Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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