You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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