They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I need water and some morals
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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