I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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