If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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