It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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