Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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