That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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