Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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