You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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