Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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