New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The Olympian is in my bed
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