Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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