windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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