some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Randomize