"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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