She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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