Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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