If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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