so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
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