No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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