pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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