yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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