if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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