Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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