I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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