i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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