On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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