you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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