I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
