he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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