Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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