If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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