with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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