then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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