You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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