If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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