Kareoke will never be a sober sport
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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