Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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