The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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