i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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