I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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