I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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