"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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