fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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