dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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